Showing posts with label First World Problems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label First World Problems. Show all posts

Too Many Apple Products

It's great that the iPhone is technically an iPod as well but the problem is my iPhone battery can't get me through the day on texts and calls alone! So now I'm forced to walk around with an iPhone AND an iPod! Apple how about instead of coming out with like the 9th generation iPhone, maybe improve battery life a bit?!

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I hate waiting for things to load!

It just never seems to be worth my time.

Facebook Pages App

I got Facebook's page manager app so I can work from my phone on the go. The internet works just fine for all other apps even Facebook but whenever I open this app it says there is no data connection. Perhaps its time to quit, my phone doesn't like me working for you.

SQUIRREL!

I'm reading something online when my phone notification goes off and its like those dogs in Pixar's "UP" my brain just goes "SQUIRREL!" drop everything that you're doing someone is trying to contact you! Low and behold it was subway surfer letting me know there is some promotion going on. Now... what was I doing?

New Technology

Now wouldn't that be just terrifying?


Dead Battery

My watch battery died this morning, I debated not wearing it  because frankly it is displaying the wrong time, but at the same time I couldn't leave it at home. Would you leave your arm at home? Felt like an idiot wearing a broken watch... oh the things we do for love.

Sarcasm

You know what pisses me off? That the person I'm texting can't tell I'm being sarcastic. Stop coming out with new smart phones and start solving the real problem at hand, I think you're a moron.

Domino Meltdown Effect

This morning I was the first one to class, I plugged in my computer and realized that the power was out, after a minor heart attack and reminding myself to breath I calmed down and began to prepare myself for the next 90 minutes, with my ex-best friend, pen and paper. What made me get through the class were my class mates reactions, as they one by one made the realization on their own, for as long as I live I shall never forget the grief stricken look on their faces,  the gasps each and every one of them made, and the identical sorrowful way each and every one of them collapsed in to their chairs, as if some evil demon has ripped out their last living will to remain standing.

No WiFi Save Me!


More iTunes Updates

iTunes wants to update, just one question: do I have to restart my computer when its done? Yes, so I'm fine with the version I have thanks for the offer.

Calender Sync

I just started a new job, I thought I was making a good impression on my co-workers since whenever I pass them in the hallway they always seem to smile at me. Today my boss knocked on my door and asked to talk to me. He explained that I had accidently synced my cell-phone's calendar with the office's calendar and this morning the entire office had been notified to "Take birth control" and "Shave legs". I was horrified. I think I'm quitting.

Image: Family Dinner


Image: Singles and TV

What does your marital status say about your television viewing habits?
Singles & Television

Laptops in Class

About a year ago I had a guest lecturer that said Google Glass was out on the market. I quickly got on Google and ran a fact check, she was wrong. Lecturers beware or don't allow computers if you don't want to be proven WRONG!

Format External HDD

My external computer Hard-drive is very high maintenance, it only works with the wire that it came with. If any other wire is used it tells me that it needs to be formatted in order to work properly. Why would I be OK with deleting my 1TB of movies and TV shows?!? Oh my, need some fresh air...


Image: Cell Phones and the Bathroom

Oh my, what are your thoughts on this.
Cell Phones and the Bathroom

Google Chrome

I log in to Google Chrome on my computer so all my passwords and settings stay the same every time I open it, but this means that when someone borrows my computer I'm logged in to EVERYTHING and basically asking to be Facebook raped.

Facebook Layout Changes

Finally got used to the timeline layout on Facebook then this morning logged into my account only to be told that Facebook is changing the profile layout yet again and I'm one of the first accounts to switch over. Thank you Facebook, made my day.

Simple Math

Where is society going when someone asks me to do a simple math problem that would probably take me 10 seconds to do in my head but I open the calculator app on my phone which takes like a minute to load. But its so much faster this way, right?

Apple Not In Sync


I borrowed a friends iPad to use on my flight so I could watch some movies without having to a laptop- only I couldn't put any movies on it because its only synced with her computer!
You'd think Apple would consider letting me do this since I already own an iPod, iPhone and Macbook!