Everything's Amazing & Nobody's Happy: Cell Phones

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Facebook Pages App

I got Facebook's page manager app so I can work from my phone on the go. The internet works just fine for all other apps even Facebook but whenever I open this app it says there is no data connection. Perhaps its time to quit, my phone doesn't like me working for you.

SQUIRREL!

I'm reading something online when my phone notification goes off and its like those dogs in Pixar's "UP" my brain just goes "SQUIRREL!" drop everything that you're doing someone is trying to contact you! Low and behold it was subway surfer letting me know there is some promotion going on. Now... what was I doing?

Calender Sync

I just started a new job, I thought I was making a good impression on my co-workers since whenever I pass them in the hallway they always seem to smile at me. Today my boss knocked on my door and asked to talk to me. He explained that I had accidently synced my cell-phone's calendar with the office's calendar and this morning the entire office had been notified to "Take birth control" and "Shave legs". I was horrified. I think I'm quitting.

Image: Family Dinner

Image: Cell Phones and the Bathroom

Oh my, what are your thoughts on this.

Cell Phones and the Bathroom infographic

Simple Math

Where is society going when someone asks me to do a simple math problem that would probably take me 10 seconds to do in my head but I open the calculator app on my phone which takes like a minute to load. But its so much faster this way, right?

Technology Amnesia

It used to be that going up and down stairs would make me forget what I wanted to do. Now I just open my app drawer on my phone and think "what was I about to open?!"

Incompatible

My friends were talking about this awesome new app that they are trying out. I went online looked it up went to the App Market Place only to find out that this app will not work on my phone. Now I can't be part of their conversations because my phone is out of date, thanks Google.

No Phone Update

I want to update my phone's firmware to cyanogenmod10 since Google isn't giving me Jellybean, but there is no stable build for the model of phone I have. Now my phone sucks!

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The sad truth about the world that we are living in.

Wifi OFF!

My Android phone keeps turning the WiFi on, on its own and its been draining my battery. Looked online and all the forums say that there is nothing I can do. But I need my phone to stop dying, its only a few months old I can't get a new one yet!

New iPhone

I was a little late getting on the bandwagon and wasn't keeping up with all the tech news, so when I got my new iPhone the next one came out a month later. Now all my friends are getting the new one, and I can't get it because I just got the old one.

Image: Cell Phone Time!

When we were little at bed time we would crawl into bed with a story book and have our parents read us a bedtime story. Now we have to check to make sure nothing has happened online in the 15 minutes it took to shutdown, brush teeth and change into pajamas. Oh how far we've come.