Facebook Pages App

I got Facebook's page manager app so I can work from my phone on the go. The internet works just fine for all other apps even Facebook but whenever I open this app it says there is no data connection. Perhaps its time to quit, my phone doesn't like me working for you.

Simple Math

Where is society going when someone asks me to do a simple math problem that would probably take me 10 seconds to do in my head but I open the calculator app on my phone which takes like a minute to load. But its so much faster this way, right?

Technology Amnesia

It used to be that going up and down stairs would make me forget what I wanted to do. Now I just open my app drawer on my phone and think "what was I about to open?!"

Incompatible

My friends were talking about this awesome new app that they are trying out. I went online looked it up went to the App Market Place only to find out that this app will not work on my phone. Now I can't be part of their conversations because my phone is out of date, thanks Google.

New apps

Whenever I get a new app it always shifts over all my other apps in my app drawer so I can never find the what I'm looking for.

Push Notifications

My phone's notification light is flashing, but all the notifications are all from Facebook and I've already seen and responded to them.

Whatsapp

A Starbucks coffee cost on average costs $4.50, and let's face it, we all know how much you really spend on coffee on a monthly basis. So shut up and stop complaining about the freakin' $1 Whatsapp is charging you, once a year for UNLIMITED text messages!

Bugs

Last night there was a giant bug flying around my apartment, I spent the better half of an hour screaming and running to avoid it. Why hasn't anyone made an app to kill them?

International Calls

I have this app that let's me make free unlimited international calls but it keeps dropping the calls. Why can't they just make an app that works?

Oh Siri....

My friend just called to rant about how she was driving to the mall, there was a cop behind her and she was trying to tell Siri to call her mom and Siri kept calling her Dentist. She was screaming how freaking retarded Siri is. Yes that's right, in the 21st century we complain about cell-phones not obeying our every command.