Domino Meltdown Effect

This morning I was the first one to class, I plugged in my computer and realized that the power was out, after a minor heart attack and reminding myself to breath I calmed down and began to prepare myself for the next 90 minutes, with my ex-best friend, pen and paper. What made me get through the class were my class mates reactions, as they one by one made the realization on their own, for as long as I live I shall never forget the grief stricken look on their faces,  the gasps each and every one of them made, and the identical sorrowful way each and every one of them collapsed in to their chairs, as if some evil demon has ripped out their last living will to remain standing.

Productive Technology

So this is what the Internet was made for...

...I like it!

Laptops in Class

About a year ago I had a guest lecturer that said Google Glass was out on the market. I quickly got on Google and ran a fact check, she was wrong. Lecturers beware or don't allow computers if you don't want to be proven WRONG!

Google Chrome

I log in to Google Chrome on my computer so all my passwords and settings stay the same every time I open it, but this means that when someone borrows my computer I'm logged in to EVERYTHING and basically asking to be Facebook raped.

Big laptop

I'm about 5 feet tall and my laptop is 17" so whenever I carry it I feel like I'm carrying a surfboard.

No Operating System

I shut my laptop lid for a second, when I opened it back up the screen was black and said "no operating system". Actually had a melt down.

Cut Those Damn Cords!

We fly like birds in the sky, we can live underwater like fish for days at a time but we can't figure out how to figure out a way to get rid of these endless wires. Why do laptops run out of battery!? Why do we still need to charge them?! It's the 21st century! Why can't we figure this out!?