In today's world we are privileged with first world problems. The Egyptians had to build pyramids by hand, the Greeks had to conquer the world on foot, and today our biggest obstacle is getting to the grocery store without Google Maps.
Calender Sync
I just started a new job, I thought I was making a good impression on my co-workers since whenever I pass them in the hallway they always seem to smile at me. Today my boss knocked on my door and asked to talk to me. He explained that I had accidently synced my cell-phone's calendar with the office's calendar and this morning the entire office had been notified to "Take birth control" and "Shave legs". I was horrified. I think I'm quitting.
