Calender Sync

I just started a new job, I thought I was making a good impression on my co-workers since whenever I pass them in the hallway they always seem to smile at me. Today my boss knocked on my door and asked to talk to me. He explained that I had accidently synced my cell-phone's calendar with the office's calendar and this morning the entire office had been notified to "Take birth control" and "Shave legs". I was horrified. I think I'm quitting.