In today's world we are privileged with first world problems. The Egyptians had to build pyramids by hand, the Greeks had to conquer the world on foot, and today our biggest obstacle is getting to the grocery store without Google Maps.
It seems no matter how I put my headphones they are always tangled. I swear they are out to get me, there is no way that they were able to tie themselves in that kind of knot on their own. What is their secret?